Embarrassing Emily

If there is one thing i'm good at it's embarrassing myself.

Scratch that it's taking secretive pictures with the flash on...

Which is where the embarrassing part comes in.

Ok so i'll set the scene.

I'm in my car talking on the phone to Tom after a walmart trip.

We're just talking when I decide to get out of the car because it's boiling

inside my tiny little Honda Civic.

So i'm standing outside and i see that the car across from mine

had some shadows on it and one of them looks like an elephant.

So i got excited and told Tom that i had spotted an elephant shadow.

I was WAY too excited about this...

Anyways...

So i tell Tom i'd take a picture of it for him.

So i get my iPhone camera up and running....

and snap and FLASH...

oh dear...that's awkward....

So i take another one with the flash turned off

except this time i hear someone walking towards me

so in a hurry to run away awkwardly

i snap a horrible picture and miss the chance to get the elephant shadow.

I'm walking running away from the scene when i hear

someone shout HEY! at me a few times.

I mean i just pretend not to hear it and then 

she follows me and says HEY!!!

Alright....it's all over....

Note: I'm still on the phone with Tom.

So i turn around and she says...did you take a picture of my car?

In which i reply....yes...in a shy embarrassed voice...

She asked if something was wrong with it and i said...

No i was just talking a picture of a squirrel....

She says ok..as if i gave her an adequate excuse.

I run away and put the phone back up to my ear 

and all i hear is a giggly Tom laughing at me

for getting caught and blaming it on a squirrel....

Sigh...can't win em all...

ALSO...unrelated to this story...

Tom doesn't think donuts are for breakfast.

Can you please leave comments explaining to him that

they are indeed a breakfast food!!

Please and thank you ;)

-Emily